Guilty Cat and the Hovering Glass

“A doodle cat has been caught mid-knock pushing a glass off a kitchen counter, frozen in perfect guilt, one paw still extended, the glass hanging impossibly in mid-air refusing to fall just to make the moral situation last longer, the cat and the glass locked in a staring contest about what happens next, a doodle dog below with a popcorn bucket who has pulled up a chair specifically for this, a second glass on the counter visibly nervous about its own future”