Raccoon's Private Dining Experience

“A doodle raccoon has been caught inside a doodle trash can by its owner and is sitting upright inside it wearing a tiny bow tie and holding a small sign that says PRIVATE DINING, refusing to acknowledge any dimension of the situation in which this is not an exclusive restaurant, a reservation list clipped to the inside of the lid, a candle somehow lit on the rim, the owner's expression suggesting this is not the first time and will not be the last, a second raccoon visible in the neighboring trash can with a wine list”