Seagull Ice Cream Heist

“A doodle seagull has snatched a doodle man's ice cream on a boardwalk and made the critical error of landing on the railing directly in front of him to eat it while maintaining eye contact, the man's expression cycling through all five stages of grief in real time, a queue of other seagulls on the railing beside the first one who have front row seats and are judging the execution of the theft with numbered scorecards, the cone already halfway eaten, the man's family pretending not to know him”