The Misleading Parrot's Directions

“. A doodle parrot in a doodle pet shop is giving extremely specific and largely incorrect directions to a doodle tourist who is writing everything down with growing confidence, the parrot visibly making it up in real time, pointing a wing authoritatively at things that don't exist, the shop owner behind the counter aware of what is happening but too entertained to stop it, a map being drawn on the tourist's notepad that leads in a perfect circle back to this exact shop, three other birds on perches listening with professional admiration”