Whoopee Cushion Board Meeting

“A doodle bear has sat on a whoopee cushion in the middle of a very serious board meeting, the sound wave visibly radiating outward across the doodle conference table, every suit-wearing animal attendee frozen in a different stage of trying not to react, one wolf already vibrating with suppressed laughter, a rabbit's coffee mid-spill from the shock, the PowerPoint behind the bear still displaying slide four of a quarterly earnings report, the bear's face the color of something that has never recovered”